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Gus[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] service please[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] get me a German stout

And listen to me while I lay my problem out:

My love affair is on the rocks[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] Barbie and I had a spout.

Barbie quarreled about Labatts[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] we fought about Bud lite;

She says the brew makes of me such an ungodly sight.

Please pour the beer in a frosted mug let me consider awhile;

Barbies voluptuous alluring figure[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] and her sweat comely smile.

Sure neighbors and relatives they think her ever so fine[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

And my debauched lifestyle well[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] they'll sorely malign.

My parents and relatives they think that she's the perfect lass[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

But the fairest of cheeks must wrinkle[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] and the truest of loves must pass.

This is no light decision[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] nor one from which I'll bail;

So open nother cold bottle please[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] please make this one an ale.

She'll make a loyal wife1 and bare a flock of kids[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

But neither she nor them will earn a blumming quid.

My house[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] will be full of noisy kids and cluttered with their toys[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

But I'm a grown man[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] and kids bring me no joys.

Instead of a fine new car[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] and staying at swank resorts[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

We'll stay at my parent's cabin and sleep on the davenports.

To paying for their food[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] and buy them fine clothes[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

I'll need to work long hours[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] a thing I surely loathe.

My sweet Barbie wants me to bear her yoke[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Yet beers are cheap[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] and family will keep me broke.

My God! that went so quick! there's nothing but suds;

Yes[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] fill it up my empty jug[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] your tap still has some Bud.

The love of sweet loyal woman is truly a special thing;

I'll toil all day[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] shell get my pay[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] and treat me like a king.

The creating of life. . . the rearing of kids is our blessed task;

So me Barb requires of me that I give up the liquor flask.

Gus pour me nother cerveca[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] make it Corona Dark;

Barbie will have no rivals[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] she thinks I'm an easy mark.

If now I give up drink[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] . . my life will be so stark.

No days blatto in this ole tavern[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] I'll be off with the kids in the park.

Sadly Allen[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] David[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] and Bill will drink a toast to me:

"Hells bells[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] such times he'll neer more see."

Now that I'm at the bottom[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] a Canadian larger please.

I can hear her say[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] the damn drinking[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] its a social disease.

Barb says this brew is ruling my mind[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]turning me into a rake;

So she demands sobriety[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] or no vows with me she'll take.

A man's word[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] his mark[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] and my vows I always keep[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

So which ever I choose[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] I'll make my heart weep.

Now let me ponder a while on which shall me beguile:

To drink till I stink[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] or change my lifestyle?

The aroma[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] its color[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] and whiteness of head[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Or wed a wife and have children instead?

Shall the candle be burnt at both ends[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] the flame will be ever so bright[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

Or to mend my ways and do what's Christian[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] proper[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] and right.

I feel like I'm caught by the tail[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] to be flayed for sale;

So open one more bottle[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] Gus[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] make this an ice-cold ale.

In time the kids grow up . . . my wife be old and gray;

But the joys of sporting life will be had till on the deathbed I lay.

The kids and wife are a task[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] the house will be my vault,

But the joys of the drinking life[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] for sure will my heart exults.

Pour me another beer[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] hey Gust the case is almost dead[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

And though my head does spin[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] everything has been said.

Hey Gus[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] get another case[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] get the frosted mugs;

Hey guys[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] lets give the suds a tug.

Now answer me true[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] which is the better portion, bondage bought with a ring,

Or out with you guys carousing till dawn on a drunken fling???